That link text was great, so let's continue - just happens to be about ghosts again even if originally the first one wasn't but now it is! Why doesn't a ghost like stairs? They're always up to something! Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
oh my god i literally burst out laughing. okay i got another one for the road: what do you call it when a vampire has a problem with his house? a grave problem.
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